NSFW… Hot Chick Offers To Pop Cherries Of Nerds To Support Net Neutrality

(For those of you who aren’t in the know, NSFW means Not Safe For Work)

In one of the most interesting displays of support for Net Neutrality, Tania Devereaux has announced to the world that she will de-virginize anyone on the condition that they support Net Neutrality. There are some other terms and conditions as well, such as the act must not last for more than 30 minutes (Not a problem. These virgins will likely only last 30 seconds), condoms must be worn, no under-18s, proof that the virgin in question supports net neutrality must be provided, and finally Tania “may deny service for hygiene reasons.”

Wow.

This is not the first time that Ms Devereaux has offered up her orifices services for a good cause. Last year she put 40,000 blowjobs on the negotiating table when she ran for a seat in the Belgian senate, as a protest against other politicians’ claims that they would create 400,000 jobs. Clearly she thought that sucking on a pencil would get voters putting a XXXX in her box.

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