Archive for Humor

Get Drunk, Shoot The Server… WTF?

Posted in Commentary with tags on August 26, 2010 by itnerd

One of the strangest stories that I’ve seen lately is this one. An employee of a Salt Lake City mortgage company allegedly got drunk and shot in the firm’s $100k server:

Salt Lake County prosecutors say Campbell called police late on Aug. 12, claiming a man had stolen his gun and fired into the $100,000 computer server owned by RANLife Home Loans, located at 268 W. 400 South.

However, investigators allege that Campbell had been drinking that night at the Twilight Concert in Pioneer Park with a co-worker and had returned to his office afterward and shot the server.

Take home message: Drinks, guns, and computers don’t mix.

Buy A Used Apple Notebook, Get Porn For Free [UPDATED]

Posted in Commentary with tags , , on March 24, 2009 by itnerd

I don’t make this stuff up people….

I found this posting on eBay for a used PowerBook G4. From the ad:

It also comes with it’s stock power supply, and a grey laptop case, that I got along with it. EVERYTHING is in working condition, and it will run out of the box.

Includes over 50 full length porn movies (100 hours) From such producers as Digital Playground, Brazzers, Vivid, etc.

Some people will do anything to get stuff to move on eBay. I hope this laptop has been disinfected before it gets shipped to the lucky winner of this auction (which has no bids as I type this).

UPDATE: The listing has been removed…. I gues someone complained to eBay.

IE8 = The End Of The Internet?

Posted in Commentary with tags , , on March 19, 2009 by itnerd

If you want to see something funny, try doing this:

  1. Go to Google and do a search for “ie8”
  2. Look at the second result. Notice anything weird?

Here’s a picture:


Nancy Pelosi Rickrolls U.S. Taxpayers… It Shows Their Tax Dollars Are Well Spent

Posted in Commentary with tags , on January 14, 2009 by itnerd

Apparently Rickrolling is something that all the cool people are doing. So it doesn’t surprise me that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) is getting in on the act. Apparently the House of Representatives now has a YouTube channel, and Pelosi posted this clip in a vain attempt to appear relevant to net savvy 18 – 35 year olds.

Mac Vs. PC – Transformed!

Posted in Commentary with tags , , on December 23, 2008 by itnerd

Just watch the video, you’ll see what I mean.

Star Wars Help Desk

Posted in Commentary with tags , on December 16, 2008 by itnerd

This was just so funny that I had to share this YouTube video. Enjoy!

The Simpsons Mock Apple…. Fanbois Scream In Anger… Or Is That Laughter?

Posted in Commentary with tags , , on December 1, 2008 by itnerd

Matt Groening via the characters on The Simpsons has taken shots at everybody. Last night, it was Apple’s turn and fanbois anyone who has followed Apple to any great degree will notice the fact that Groening clearly did his homework.

The videos are below. Watch them before YouTube is forced to pull them down (UPDATE: The videos are gone):

If The Matrix Ran On Windows….

Posted in Commentary with tags , on November 17, 2008 by itnerd

… Things would be very different. Enjoy!

Macs vs. PCs: The Musical

Posted in Commentary with tags on October 22, 2008 by itnerd

This isn’t West Side Story, but it is funny. Take a look for yourself. Oh, I should mention that there is some over the top blood and gore in this video. But it still is funny to watch.

Computers Suck

Posted in Commentary with tags on September 19, 2008 by itnerd

Here’s some Friday afternoon humor for you. This has to be the best Mac/PC parody EVER.