Last night, Elon Musk held an event called “We, Robot” which introduced three things:
- Tesla Cybercab: The Tesla Cybercab is a futuristic, fully autonomous robotaxi designed without a steering wheel or pedals, positioned to revolutionize mass transit with extremely low operating costs. It features a sleek design with upward-opening butterfly doors and a compact cabin that seats two passengers. Musk said the Cybercab uses inductive charging instead of a traditional plug-in. The vehicle is expected to cost under $30,000. Regulatory approval will be needed before it can go into production, which is projected to begin by 2026 or 2027.
- Tesla Robovan: The Tesla Robovan is a dustbuster-shaped electric passenger van featuring sliding glass doors, a bright interior, and carriage-style seating for up to 20 passengers. Pricing and release details were not disclosed.
- Tesla Optimus: The updated Tesla Optimus robot is a humanoid designed to handle everyday tasks, such as retrieving packages or serving drinks. Optimus walked on stage and interacted with attendees, though its current capabilities are still limited. Elon Musk envisions the robot as a transformative product, with plans to produce millions of units at a price of around $20,000.
The thing is, as much as Elon likes to think he’s the second coming of Steve Jobs, people aren’t buying his act anymore. He’s been promising self driving cars for years, but has never delivered. He has shown off the Optimus robot before, and it did absolutely nothing. The Cybertruck is a truck that fails at doing basic truck stuff. I could go on. Elon has been a vaporware machine for years. And this is reinforced by this text that was tossed onto the screen before the event started:

If you can’t read that, here’s the time stamp via YouTube. In short this whole block of text should be considered “forward looking statements” which is another way of saying don’t rely on anything that Elon says as being fact. That’s a way for Elon to cover his posterior because he’s been burned before for saying stuff that doesn’t happen at all or in the way that he says it will.
All of this isn’t helping the stock price of Tesla:

Clearly the markets are not impressed by this event. Nor should they be. The fact is that Elon Musk is nothing but a grifter. And if he wants to change that perception, he needs to announce products that actually and consistently ship on time and function exactly as promised. For example full self driving needs to happen. The Cybertruck needs to not be a joke. If he does that, maybe he has a shot at being the next Steve Jobs. But until that happens, he’s more akin to being the next Donald Trump. And that’s not good company to be in.
Bad News For Tesla Owners… Your Data Has Been Leaked And There’s Only One Way To Fix That
Posted in Commentary with tags Tesla on March 19, 2025 by itnerdThe owners of Telsa cars have had their personal data leaked. 404 Media is reporting that a website called DOGEQWEST which is a direct shot at Elon Musk’s involvement in the activities of the Trump Administration has posted what it claims to be a searchable map of the names, addresses and other personally identifiable information of every Tesla owner in the USA. And to make things even more interesting, if you want to call it that, the only way to get your name removed is to prove to the website’s operators that you’ve sold your Tesla.
Now it isn’t clear how accurate this data is, or how this data was obtained. But 404 Media has confirmed that at least some of the data is accurate. On top of that, while the website doesn’t openly advocate violence, the cursor for the website is a Molotov cocktail and it says stuff like this:
Under a heading that reads “Is DOGEQUEST a protest platform?” the website says “If you’re on the hunt for a Tesla to unleash your artistic flair with a spray can, just step outside—no map needed! At DOGEQUEST, we believe in empowering creative expressions of protest that you can execute from the comfort of your own home.”
So clearly this site is meant to twist the screws on Elon by making the brand so toxic that people avoid it and Elon loses money. The thing is that if someone wants to target Elon because they don’t like him or his political views, then they should target Elon and leave Tesla owners out of this. There’s no way that posting personally identifiable information about Tesla owners for any random human that wants to make a political point can be considered to be acceptable. Thus I really hope either the people who run this site have a change of heart (unlikely I know), or they get a visit from a three letter agency. Because this isn’t cool at all.
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